fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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