Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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