i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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