We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
