You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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