Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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