At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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