My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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