last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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