Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We don't watch enough power rangers
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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