none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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