her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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