No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He has the fingertips of a God
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