you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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