I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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