Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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