Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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