How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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