White coat. Heels.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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