she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
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Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.