Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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