I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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