420 ftw
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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