'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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