Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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