Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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