Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
