Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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