therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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