I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
dude. I can hear the air.
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