just survived the first fart of the relationship.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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