no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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