at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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