we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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