Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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