Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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