Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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