I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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