Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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