Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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