I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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