Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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