I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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