And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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