to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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