There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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