How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
