am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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