I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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