she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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