It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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