So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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