So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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