Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
